Old Shites Almanac [Paperback]

In tune with earthly and celestial occurrences almanacs have traditionally contained statistical and descriptive data concerning the events of the past year, astrological and geological observations, and prognostications for the year to come. It is in this long and distinguished tradition that "Old Shite's Almanac" is brought to you. Containing a random mix of facts, jaw-dropping figures, inaccurate statistics and preposterous predictions, A. Parody has left no stone unturned to bring you such gems as: the highest earning dead celebrities; forgotten characters from Neighbours; insightful quotes about trees; the rudest cities in the world; how to hold a rabbit; and popular types of hammer. This and much more, prepare to feel informed, entertained and a little bamboozled by this hilarious collection of facts that you may never need to know